Ones with Joop from Belly0fdesire

What do you get when you cross Mittlewerk with Joop?

A really old German orangutan with a limp, and a strange fascination with Canadian islands...


What do you get when you cross that with Speaker?

A really old German orangutan with a limp and a strange fascination with Canadian islands who's IMPOSSIBLE to find in the dark.


Why does Joop hate his birthday?

If you had to get 105 spankings from a German mad-man and pass out from blowing out 105 candles, you'd hate your birthday too!