What's written on the island's gravestones?

RIP
Rest In Purgatory

What did Eko say to the Smoke Monster?

Yemi get this straight. You're not my brother?

How many people does it take to get a TLE addict to change a light bulb?

Two. One to say they think there's a fragment code in the dead light bulb, and one to point out that the addict won't be able to see their F5 key again until they screw in the new light bulb.

Contributed by Twinkle's husband!

What do you get when you cross a nanoengineered virus, a Sri Lankan village, and Apollo Chocolate bars?

A tasty treat produced by cheap labor and programmed for addiction.

That's either Hershey's worst nightmare or what tobacco companies have been doing all along.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Apollo

Apollo who?

Apollo-gies for the mix-up. The next giveaway is ten states away.

Why won't Rachel let TVM finish a sentence?

Because then we'd be done with the Sri Lanka video.

Apollo Bars

Why did the Lostie Guy cross the road?

Girls in Apollo t-shirts!

Why did the Lostie Girl cross the road?

Chocolate!

Act III

Q: What is in the middle between Act I and Act V?

A: Intermission

What do you get when you cross Persephone and a golden retriever?

A psychically talented computer hacker from an old Greek family who has a nose for corruption, and a nice coat too.

in honor of belly0fdesire who got me thinking

Vik Institute Mental Health Test

1) Fill a bathtub.

2) Offer the patient a diabetic syringe, a tablespoon, and a five gallon bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

-Escort those that use any of the items directly to check-in.

-Excuse those that pulled out the tub stopper.

-Those who correctly tabulated that it would take 185,130 syringes, 12,903 tablespoons, or 10.2 buckets to empty the bathtub may proceed immediately to the basement.

inspired by an e-mail joke