Why did Thomas Werner Mittlework cross the road?

1. I'd love to tell you but instead I've decided to hide the answer all over the Internet one letter at a time.

2. To find his missing ponytail. - Colduphere

3. He was bored...waiting for the next glyph to be released. - Colduphere

4. Since TWM does not really exist it was only an illusion that he crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created TWM..and that crossed the road. - Colduphere

5. He thought he recognized a pizza delivery girl.