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Friday, July 28, 2006

But I kept going

Thomas Werner Mittlwork was sitting in a bar when the guy next to him started to close out his tab. Suddenly TVM throws his drink at the man, strikes a match, and is about to light his barmate on fire when the bartender catches his arm. "What do you think you're doing!?" TVM shakes his head as if realizing where he is and replies, "Sorry, I thought I heard math."

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